The Cold, Unhinged Man Can Read Minds, So I Tug His Tail and Make Him Tap the Wooden Fish

[Novella] [Gluttonous little tyrant incarnation VS fake ascetic bully] Jiu Bai feeds on obsession. She has no idea where she came from and no memories. Ming Qi is a mysterious, powerful figure in the capital, a man who can turn the world upside down. The little tyrant of the Underworld has become a pitiful girl in the Su family, bullied and full of grievances? Ha! She draws a ghost talisman to guard the house, and from then on, the whole family is plagued by nightmares! By a stroke of luck, Jiu Bai joins a mysterious company to catch ghosts, just so she can eat obsessions and fill her belly~ A real artifact spirit pretending to be a fake System tries to trick her into working? She turns the tables and makes it do all the hard labor! A little toddler turns up calling her Mommy? The little tyrant steals every lollipop in the kid's pockets! Her clingy roommate is lusting after her beauty? At her wits' end, Jiu Bai shouts, "Stay back! I'm not into women!" Later, even her boss starts looking at her strangely... The little tyrant makes a clean getaway, but someone grabs her by the tail, hauls her home, and makes her chant sutras while striking a wooden fish. From then on, Jiu Bai spends her days striking the wooden fish and her nights getting fried like one~ In the dim palace chamber: The beauty, legs trembling as she tries to escape: "Can someone do something? This bully is picking on a sweet little fish!" The wicked man teasingly pulls her back by her little tail: "It's just that bad people meet their match!" Jiu Bai: "There are bullies in the mortal realm. I want to go back to the Underworld~" Ming Qi: "We could try something wild among the flowers of the other shore~" Jiu Bai hugs the little one tight: "Grow up quickly and help me beat up the bully!" The little one: "Mommy, give me another hundred thousand years~" Jiu Bai: "By then, I'll be fried to a crisp~"