My name is Song Danggui, and I am a bad student in the History Department of Pheasant University.
Because of an unsuccessful attempt to "eliminate the boy's body", he was struck by a purple lightning bolt and hit the Song Dynasty. At the beginning of the game, he was chased for three streets with his naked buttocks by an official as a birdman, and he was stuck in a dog hole thinking about life.
The system asked me to protect Wu Dalang, expose Ximen Qing, and follow Wu Song.
I said yes, isn't that what our history department studies.
Result——
I taught Wu Dalang to do buy two get one free. Chubing cakes became popular and Ximen Qing came.
I helped Wu Song write a complaint and put up a big-character poster, and Wu Dalang was arrested.
I visited a drug store at night to steal the account books, and Pan Jinlian was forced to get married.
Wu Song sharpened his knife all night long. The blade was so fast that it wouldn't hurt anymore when he cut it.
I was squatting under the moonlight on Zishi Street, and suddenly I wanted to understand one thing——
History has not bypassed me from beginning to end.
I just pretended to change history, and history has been using me.
The trial version of DaSong is over.
The next dynasty is already loading.
I heard that the system is going to send me to Daqin to teach Fusu how to behave.
Then let me ask first: Can Fusu... Be able to withstand it?
