
The Three Greatest Joys in Life Are to Eat Melons and Become a Widow
人生三大乐事,吃瓜发财当寡妇
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- Completed
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- 475k Words
- Genre
- Modern Romance
- Subgenre
- Modern Romance High-Concept
- Audience
- Female
- Updated
- 2y ago
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- Fanqie
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Looking for a Funny Story (The Kind That Is Finished) That Makes You Laugh All the Way Through and Can't Stop Laughing?
The Female Protagonist Wants a Divorce, but the Male Protagonist Can Read Her Mind and Won't Divorce Her After Hearing Her Voice.
The female protagonist wants a divorce, but the male protagonist can read her mind and won't divorce her after hearing her voice.
Is There Any Novel About Salted Fish's Voice Being Eavesdropped? Come Quickly
Ever Since the Story of Lao Xie and Lao Shen Ended, I Have Been Unable to Eat or Sleep at Night.
I want to read a book like "Deliberately Chasing the Wind". Are there any books about Dian Dian? 😭
Mind-Reading Skills➕eating Melons, the Kind That Can Laugh Until Midnight and Hammer the Wall
Mind-reading skills➕Eating melons, the kind that can laugh until midnight and hammer the wall
Is There Any Case Where the Heroine Proposes a Divorce and the Hero Disagrees Life and Death?
Marriage, divorce, remarriage, marriage themes, come to the bowl!
Eat Melon➕mind Reading! the Heroine Is so Funny That Everyone Can Hear Her Voice
Eat melon➕Mind reading! The heroine is so funny that everyone can hear her voice
A Funny Book About Stir-Fried Chicken (Most of the Heroines Are Very Funny)
Don't watch it in the middle of the night, otherwise you will have a hard time enduring it.
The Male Protagonist Doesn't Like the Female Protagonist, and the Female Protagonist Is Relieved and Doesn't Love Her Anymore
Let Me Refute the Rumors. Tomato Does Not Charge Fees, but Some Novels Are VIP
As long as the writing is good, the protagonist is constantly updated (preferably the one that has been completed) and the protagonist is not pretentious! ! !
The Female Protagonist Doesn't Care About the Male Protagonist, but the Male Protagonist Gets Angry Every Day
Are there any books with similar sentences? The male protagonist: I saw your ex-boyfriend in the hospital today. The female protagonist: What's wrong with him? Is his stomach bad? He had a stomach problem before. The female protagonist later wanted to ask you how to go to the hospital. What's wrong with you? The male protagonist: It doesn't matter anymore.
The Female Protagonist Traveled Through Time, and It Turned Out That the Male Protagonist Could Hear Her Thoughts, Which Made Her Laugh so Hard Hahaha
I want to read a book similar to "Report to the Queen, the Tyrant Can Read Minds".
An Entertainment Novel with Novel Themes Like Zhihu That Doesn't Want to Be Black on the Internet
It's really annoying. Now it feels like it's all a routine. Don't start with the whole network being black.
Is There a Mind-Reading Skill? in the Beginning of the Divorce, the Male Protagonist Hears the Female Protagonist's Heart but Never Leaves the Novel.
Mind reading divorce
The Heroine Returns to Her Hometown to Contract Farming Land, Has Space and Pets.
Mind Reading ✚Eating Melon🍉 Hilarious! ! ! the Kind That Twists into Maggots!
I want to watch something like "The civil and military forces of the Manchu Dynasty listened to my voice, and I showed off and ate it!" Book. Quick! ! ! Sisters! I am short of books! ! !
Have You Read the Novel from Beginning to End? Book Shortage, Save the Children
Book shortage, please recommend
Recently I Am Obsessed with Daily Writing and Relaxing Writing
Recently I am obsessed with daily writing and relaxing writing
She Wants to Dress up as a Female Supporting Character to Match up the Male and Female Protagonists of the Original Book, but in Fact the Male Protagonist Likes Her Novels.
I want to dress up as the female counterpart in the book, and use the cp of the male and female protagonists of the original book to match them up. However, the original male protagonist does not like the original female protagonist, and likes the little girl who wears the book. He is helpless and angry and in love with her matchmaking, and finally they get together. It's better to have a misunderstanding and be jealous of chasing your wife. The original heroine is gentle and cute and doesn't wa
The Villain, the Heroine Can Hear Her Heart, and Then Her Character Collapses
Villain
Dress up as a Wealthy Lady and Act Like a Salted Fish in a Down-To-Earth Manner
Want to watch something like "What?" How do you know I want a divorce! ? Book. I don't want to be in the entertainment industry, but I also want to have cute babies (optional)
The Female Protagonist Is Ugly and Ordinary, and the Male Protagonist Is Handsome and a Boss, Both Clean
It's okay to have two male protagonists, as long as one is ugly and the other is handsome, and the female protagonist is ugly but has a kind heart.
















































































































Give the author a five-star rating I hope that the male protagonist will never get love, never get what he asks for, and end up alone! The heroine is beautiful alone! ! I hope the heroine will not fall in love with the hero easily again, but only loves the hero💵! There's nothing wrong with being a money-worshiping girl. It's better than getting nothing [smile][smile][smile][currently in progress] To the north! ! I can't stand it anymore! I don't understand how the male and female protagonists create the spark of love? ! Makes no sense? ! I hope the author can read some other novels to improve his logical thinking in writing.
It's really good-looking, very funny, and you can't stop laughing. I immediately recommended it to my colleagues after reading it. But there are some bad things about the comments. When people comment, they always like to comment on things from God's perspective. In fact, both the male protagonist and the female protagonist have been hurt, and the male protagonist did not know that the female protagonist liked him in the early stage. Without love, it is normal for the male protagonist to treat the female protagonist badly. It was only after they came into contact slowly that the two fell in love. There is no sudden love, no sudden love, and there are traces of everything. Like two injured hedgehogs, they have to understand each other before they can let go of their guard. Read the book carefully and read less comments! What follows is indeed a bit difficult to describe. . . . Everyone, just look at the front. If you can't stand the back, just retreat.
It's beautiful and super funny. I hope the author only sleeps for one hour 24 hours a day and will update it soon.
It is indeed very concise. The female protagonist goes from suppressing her inferiority complex and wrapping herself in a shell to bravely stepping out. The male protagonist does not relax about her growth. The ending is very sweet. After the male protagonist learns about the photo under the peach blossom tree, it is so sweet.
Bookworms. This is a hilarious one. It looks better. Bad mood. Special decompression. Anyway, my stomach hurt from laughing last night. . You can take a look if you are not busy. There will be surprises waiting for you. . . .
The first half is quite interesting, with the explosion of the melon-eating system, several interesting characters, and the relationship between the male and female protagonists develops steadily. Unfortunately, around the 150th chapter, the story started to struggle with whether to talk. Most of the ambiguities that were not drawn out were just a waste of time. It had to be delayed until the end to resolve the unnecessary misunderstanding. The heroine Xianyu's character is very stable, and she doesn't feel the need to say anything to make others suffer the consequences. After all, she is really embarrassed all the way. To be honest, she was love-hungry and autistic, and happily married the person she liked, but she met him at a low point and was full of hostility. In the end, there was nothing wrong with both of them. He wore away her love, and only belatedly pursued the story of love again. I always felt that the story could be written better.
The front part is really funny and hilarious. The only flaw is that the male protagonist is not tortured. The female protagonist accepts him too easily, but it is understandable. After all, it is her first love and she is the person she likes very much. The female protagonist is not a love brain, but she really likes the male protagonist, so she accepts the male protagonist so easily after he falls in love with her. So it is understandable, but she still wants him to suffer a little [laughing]
So sweet ~ I teach you step by step, you are worthy of being the hero! To love someone is to hope that she (him) will go further and further and have a bright future! [Adoration][Admiration][Admiration] The heroine is also very fond of the male protagonist, and her methods are so decisive. I love her so much~ Warm reminder: Be patient when reading the article, don't act too hastily~ (Otherwise you won't feel the pleasure of being slapped in the face, hehe~) [Start] Overall, it's very good, but there is still a slight flaw that can be ignored, that is, it is not clearly explained whether the male protagonist's cousin has been recognized. Okay😊, author, although you have great literary talent, intelligence, and good writing skills, [star], you still have a lot of room for improvement. I look forward to your future writings~ Whisper, hey, don't scold me~ (I'm a person who likes to take things as they come when I read articles. I hope I can randomly read the author's articles in other styles)
I am like a melon in the melon field, jumping up and down, unable to finish eating, unable to finish eating at all, all kinds of ruined worldviews, and broken relationships! This is the most exciting book about character relationships I have ever read! Also super funny! It's a little lacking and a little frustrating, but it's funny enough!
This novel is a fascinating work that has won the readers' favor with its unique narrative style and profound thematic ideas. The storyline is compact and the characters are distinct, making it immersive. The author's writing style is delicate and good at describing every bit of life, making the story more vivid and interesting. Overall, this novel is a classic worth reading again and again.
This is a rare book. I like the heroine very much. Maybe she is not that dazzling and not as outstanding as the heroine in the traditional sense, but she is born towards the sun and lives actively for herself no matter how much suffering she goes through. I think if there was no system, no one would know about her sufferings, so compared to other books, the system of this book is more like the redemption of the heroine. The emergence of the system allowed the heroine to know some of the past that had been artificially buried, and that her life had actually been exchanged by caring people. She no longer had to live cautiously in the shadows of others. She could tell herself loudly that she did not owe anyone, and she could finally live for herself. I feel sorry for the heroine who had her life exchanged, but those who exchanged her life still hurt her with dignity. Fortunately, those people got their due retribution.
The author's writing style is really good. The heroine in the story goes from cold-hearted to alienated, to still not losing her heart even after a kidney transplant, from a love that sprouted in youth to a sudden awakening. The heroine's little growth and understanding make people feel distressed and heart-warming. Finally, I am very happy to see their ending.
This book is really awesome! ! ! This melon comes one after another! Makes people laugh non-stop! Especially when the adoptive father was having sex with the male mistress, even the readers said that the author was getting more and more crazy, which made him laugh to death! I also really like the heroine's character! In order to prevent herself from falling into the quagmire of love, she stopped talking about love and only wanted to enjoy physical pleasure, which made the male protagonist angry to death. However, the male protagonist gradually gave her a sense of security and turned her into a little dominatrix! You won't suffer at all if you criticize others! Great!
Finally finished reading it! I don't really like systematic stories, but this book is pretty good. The author describes the conversation between the heroine and Xiao Liu very vividly, cutely, and funny. It's so interesting to learn from their gossipy conversations in particular! More interesting than melons in real life. Not too sadistic, just right. The female protagonist can adjust and the male protagonist can hear her voice. In the end, the male protagonist and his father-in-law have a very thoughtful conversation. It probably means that if they are gone, who will protect the female protagonist? So she has to be empowered! The melon is delicious and the story is good! For dessert, it would be even better if we could arrange for them to live a life of free and easy play.
After reading this book, I have some inner feelings. Let's talk about the book review first. This is an ideal story, although there is a lot of bloodshed, but fortunately everything has a happy ending. It also showed us how chaotic the so-called noble circle is. Then, about secret love, these two words are full of stories. What is a secret love? It is longing, anxiety, caution, uneasiness, and also regret. The first time I saw the word secret love was from two stories I read when I was a child. The first story was called "Green Light". Because it was so long ago, I can no longer remember the content of the story, but I will never forget the sourness of secret love. Later I realized that it was a very beautiful, very simple and satisfying feeling. The second story is called "Nian Nian Nian Hua", which I also read when I was a child. I have always remembered the story of Wei Jianan and He Chongyu particularly deeply. I have repeatedly tasted the lingering charm between the lines. After reading this story, I fell in love with eating green peppers and also fell in love with a person. Secret love is the gaze that is carefully directed at you, the connection with you that is carefully maintained, the regret of drifting away from you, or the blessing and loss when seeing you walking towards others. I always remember that when I met you in the corridor, the setting sun was behind you, and the golden afterglow coated you with an arc of light. The light reflected in your eyes made me stunned. From then on, I understood what secret love is. The panic, melancholy, loss, panic, regret of girlhood... There seems to be a lot I want to say, but I can't seem to express every word. To this day, it seems I can only smile and sigh about that past. Maybe the regret was too profound? I am still moving forward, busy with life and work, thinking about what to do, what to eat, and what to play in my free time every day, but I still can't let go of love and that past, but it seems that it is no longer about that person, but that emotion is too precious, even if it is sour, it is still sweet. My secret love, no, or rather my love, it is scattered in the long river of time, it has nothing to do with the object, only the initial beauty. I would like to pay tribute to my past years
It's a good look at Reading Hearts, Marriage First, Love Later, and it has a beautiful secret love element. In fact, when I read the second half, I felt quite uncomfortable at times. I felt that the misunderstanding of secret love and contact was too simple. I wanted to feel more comfortable...
My writing skills are limited and I can't write too many words of praise. To put it simply, it is a normal theme that is rare in recent years. There is no bloody plot. Each character has a distinct personality, allowing readers to easily integrate into it. They have a thorough understanding of the characters of the main and supporting characters in the book. It feels very immersive when reading, and can make people fall into it unconsciously. The logic is clear, mixed with funny jokes, which makes people feel relaxed when the plot is tense. The aftertaste is very long, and in addition to the story of the male and female protagonists, people can't help but wonder about the follow-up of the deputy CP. It's not a very long chapter. I finished it in two days in a row. It was just right and didn't drag on.
A very good mind-reading novel, the male protagonist is an abstinent CEO, the female protagonist has a cheerful personality, the process is funny and sad, it is worth collecting and reading slowly To be honest, you can guess the plot of this book. Although it is very suave, the heroine is a little bit humble.
Really great! Some are funny, some are sad. There is a past of suffering, a process of hard work, and even more happiness that comes after all the hardships! The way the couple gets along is also very interesting, and many of the psychological descriptions are quite popular.
It's quite good. I listened to it when I went to bed at night. I ordered it for an hour, from 23:09 to 00:09, and I kept laughing in the middle. It was so funny. Then I added another hour, and then another hour. I guess I fell asleep at almost two o'clock. It was very funny. I suggest you take a look and learn to criticize others. At the end, I skipped watching to see if Lu An and Lu Wen were together, but I didn't see them together. Dear book friends, if you see them, give me a kick, thank you [cool]
It's quite good to watch, but the emotional pace is a bit slow in the middle and later parts. The first love in the diary is never made clear. The part where the male protagonist pursues the person can be longer to make the emotional transition between the two people more natural.
It's pretty good-looking, and the heroine's ability to tease people is pretty cool. During the school anniversary, it was said that the male protagonist's uncle's cousin was lost and was sponsored by the Shen family to go to college, but in the end this hole was not filled.
The writing is smooth, humorous, and relaxed, but there are some small logic problems, but you can't tell if you don't look closely. Recommended
The writing is light and funny, and I finished reading it unconsciously. Mainly because there are too many melons in it, which is so funny. The Chinese people's nature of loving entertainment cannot be changed!
I don't know why the rating is not high, maybe they prefer the female protagonist, but the description of the awkward twosome is pretty good. In the later stage, I didn't put my emotions aside. It was mainly about comedy. I laughed so hard that my whole body was shaking. If you don't like it, you can read it as a comedy book. It's also very good.
It's quite interesting, it's all melons and stems, and I couldn't stop laughing after talking about it. But how can I put it this way, I feel like the road to revenge is not very satisfying, and I have to rely on the melons given by the system to get it together. Anyway, it can be said that it is the first choice to relieve boredom, but when it comes to moral integrity, depth, and meaning, it can be said that there is no such thing. But I am really good at irony. I have taken screenshots of many curse words and saved them to use what I learned. Ha ha ha ha
Overall, it's really good. I've finished telling the story. By the way, the heroine in this book is definitely not Li Fan. I feel sorry for Ruan Xiaodao! Finally, I would like to ask, who is the lucky niece of Fourth Master's uncle who survived?
It's a good read, I didn't skip a chapter, and the novel is of a moderate length, so you can read it without thinking when you have free time. The only drawback is that the heroine forgives the hero too easily.
It's very interesting and interesting, with a lot of jokes. I highly recommend it. I read it link by link in more than 20 hours. The ending is a little rushed, and the identity of the heroine is not clearly disclosed to the public. The normal things of the hero are also briefly mentioned, and the things they met when they were young are also mentioned briefly. There is also a relative who has not yet unpacked the baggage.
I really like Li Fan, I think she is so soft and cute. The male protagonist is really annoying at first, but later he falls in love with Li Fan and loves her unconditionally. It's very sweet! The most unexpected thing is that I thought Ruan Li was bad at first. I didn't expect that she was a heartless and straightforward person. She stabbed her lungs with a knife. Li Fan and Ruan Li made all my laughter. Except for a few people in the entire article, they really ruined their outlook on life and felt like there can be nothing else but sex.