The System Upgrade Card Is Hilariously Bugged

I, Lin Wanqing, died with all four limbs broken and my eyes gouged out, after the person I trusted most skinned the flesh from my face while I was still alive.

When I opened my eyes again, I had been reborn three months before my gruesome death, and bound to some thing that called itself a System.

It's just that this System is a little broken: all its functions are garbled, its rewards are bad jokes, and my beginner mission is to listen to the weather forecast.

But when my blade of revenge draws blood for the first time, the System suddenly brings up a livestream interface for the whole internet.

The comments flood by: "Big sis, kill me!" "What a creative way for the villain to die!" And the heartbeat monitor of Dr. Cheng, the gentle neighbor who always brings me desserts late at night, turns out to match every step of my revenge with uncanny precision.

Later, the System takes physical form as an adorable six-year-old, eating a lollipop while hacking into my enemies' accounts. My enemies' protector is publicly humiliated during a United Nations livestream. I discover that my mother's keepsake conceals a key capable of shaking advanced civilizations. And when Cheng Yi takes off his glasses, a star map spanning dimensions appears behind him. "Wanqing, your System was the biggest BUG in the war between civilizations all along."

This rebirth and revenge story has been watched online by the entire universe from the very beginning. And I will take my goofy System and a bunch of outrageous teammates with me, laughing and fighting as we slay the gods.