Dog Emperor! Come Here Quickly!

Refreshing and not greasy, straightforward and not pretentious + rejecting the Virgin's love brain + funny The Emperor: My beloved, you worked hard last night, how about I spare you the greetings today? Concubine: I'm not working hard. Your Majesty, are you testing my concubine? I'm stupid and don't understand these twists and turns. Can you tell me whether I'm going to go or not? Concubine A: After all, the emperor likes the concubine because she is young and delicate. It is not like me who cannot compare to a newcomer after giving birth to a child. Concubine: It's true. You are already in your twenties and you already have lines on your face. You should take care of it more regularly. Otherwise, you will not be able to see it in ten years. People who don't know may think you are the emperor's elder! Concubine B: Oops, the princess accidentally bumped into you because of her naughtiness. Does the concubine mind if the child is still young? " Concubine: Of course I don't mind. What can the child do wrong? With a girl like you, it's not surprising that the princess can do anything. Bang! Oops, I accidentally bumped into you because I was naughty, do you mind? After all, I am only six years and a hundred months old, so I am still young, eh eh eh... Concubine C: Bold concubine! How dare you practice witchcraft in the palace, you deserve to die! Concubine: Huh? Witchcraft? Just these little dolls? That's it? Queen Mother: All the witnesses and material evidence are there, what else can you say? Noble Concubine: Your Majesty, although I cannot find out who framed me, I can prove my innocence. These are my hair, nails, blood, and birth date. Please have thousands of little dolls made to curse me together. If I really do such a cruel thing, then if God has eyes, I will be cursed to death! If I am safe and sound, it proves that the story of witchcraft is nothing more than a myth. How could I harm others with this?