I Was Arrested by the SWAT Team at My Side Job. They Asked If the AK Was Any Good

Qin Nuo grew up poor, so there’s nothing wrong with picking up a few side jobs, right?

On the first day of school, Qin Nuo was admiring the scenery by the window with his best friend.

“Nuo, look! Why are the police here? And why are they coming this way?”

“Maybe they’re here to arrest me.”

Qin Nuo grinned.

Everyone else: What the heck?!

SWAT officer: “Nobody move! Mr. Qin Nuo, this is a warrant for your arrest. You have the right to remain silent, but anything you say can and will be used as evidence in court.”

At the police station.

“Why did you go abroad to work as a mercenary?”

“Because our country doesn’t allow it, obviously!”

“Then why did you livestream the fighting? More importantly, why couldn’t we stop you?”

“Because I needed money? The guys online liked watching, and I know a little bit of hacking.”

“Then why did General Khun Sa of Myanmar’s Golden Triangle insist on calling you his big brother?”

“Maybe because I slapped him twice. He might have a thing for that.”

“Then how did you get your hands on an assault rifle?”

“I have a friend in Mexico. But I don’t really like using it; the blood tends to splatter all over me.”

“One last question: why was the Chinese flag flying on that American sub off the South China Sea?”

“Don’t thank me. I’m really just a patriotic young man!”