I Opened a Black Shop in Ancient Times, but They Mistook Me for a God

[Food, No Romance] + [System] + [Business] + [Infrastructure] + [Farming]

System 3000 is a fresh and wholesome business-and-farming System, but everything changes after it binds itself to Gu Baisheng. This girl loves running shady shops!!! The System prices a cup of tea at five coins, but she charges five taels of silver instead, a full thousand times the price. And the crazy thing is, people really buy it, and they’re thrilled with their purchases. The System crashes. It really can’t understand the way humans think.

Everyone who walks into her shop gets thoroughly fleeced, yet they all end up thanking her profusely.

Princess: “Immortal, she treats me so well! I’m crying!”

General: “The immortal’s radiance shines upon the land. We should build a temple in her honor. How can she be so modest?”

Greatest Swordsman: “What kind of immortal is this? I’ll kneel first.”

Richest Man: “This bit of gold and silver is nothing, just a small offering for the immortal. It’s not even one ten-thousandth of what I wish to give her.”

Commoners: “May the immortals protect us! We love you, immortal! Keep our homes filled with grain! May life grow better and better, and may everyone smile!”

System 3000: “Get a grip, all of you!!! Haven’t you noticed your money is gone?”