Fortune-Telling Livestream: Bad Luck for Days

“Hello, sir! In half an hour, you’ll suffer a bloody calamity. I have a talisman here to keep you safe. It can help you escape disaster for now.”

“For just ninety-nine yuan, you’ll enjoy a brief spell of peace and safety.”

“An honest price, fair to young and old alike.”

“Don’t walk on by! Once you’ve passed this village, there won’t be another shop like mine.”

“Hey, hey! Auntie, don’t go…”

“Your husband is cheating on you!”

“I have talismans to ward off bad romances, as many as you need. I guarantee there won’t be a single troublesome flirt around your husband!”