Journey to the West: I Wish to Become a Buddha, So Please Step Down, Buddha!

That year, Master came before me carrying a white horse, pulled me out from beneath Five Elements Mountain, and asked whether I planned to accompany him to the Western Heaven or send him there myself.

That year, Miss Gao and I were living a shamelessly happy life at the manor. Master told me there were so many single people in the world, so why couldn’t I be one more? Then he plucked off all my pig bristles.

That year, Master split Flowing Sand River with one punch. The gust of his fist swept over my thick hair, and I went bald, and stronger.

Princess Peacock, the Queen of the Kingdom of Women, Xing Xian... All these breathtaking beauties are nothing but skeletons beneath their rosy skin. Come at me together! What could this humble monk fear?

The journey west is full of hardships. Let your master carve a path of blood for his disciples!

I would claim Spirit Mountain as my own. Buddha, please step down!

I would claim the throne of Heaven. Jade Emperor, kindly make way!