Heaven-Devouring Flame

“Big bro, making money is what matters.”

“It doesn't have to matter.”

“Pull over and show me your vehicle registration and driver's license. You were not only street racing, you were speeding, too.”

“Hey, gorgeous, don't be like that. I, Lin Zi, would never besmirch someone's reputation, so please don't besmirch mine either.”

“Ruyan, no wonder they say women are made of water. You must have at least two jin of it in you.”

“That won't do. Today, we're not stopping until it's ten jin.”

“Bro, why are you so dark?”

“If I weren't dark, how would you stand out as an idiot?”

“Little Suanzao, why do you tell every girl you see that she's pretty?”

“You told me that girls are happy when you compliment them.”

“Labrador, look, you have to help me get out. Otherwise, you won't get the chance to kill me.”

“Don't worry, I'll definitely help you. I want to kill you with my own hands.”

“Disciple, draw your sword and stab your master. Hurry up.”

“I wouldn't dare, Master.”

“Your master is the Heavenly Dao. Hurry up and stab me, or how else will I attain enlightenment?”

“Bro, why can't I make sense of this?”

“That's normal. You traded your intelligence for your cultivation level.”

...Follow our upright yet hypocritical Lin Zi as he makes his way step by step from a false world to the stage of the real one.