Scratch-Off Fever: I Won a Bizarre Summoning Technique

[Urban Fantasy + Parody + Hilarious + Meme-Filled + Friendship]

Scratch cards for everyone, and a massive invasion from the void.

Chen Ze: “Goubangzi roast chicken! Behold my Dust Release: Parental Disintegration Jutsu!”

General Yu: “Don't even start, there's nothing else to say! Qin Zhiyuan, you son of a bitch, you're my son!”

Qin Zhiyuan: “Knock you, I'll use a sausage to pick out your shrimp vein!”

Rich Lady: “Doggy, I want to see a crowbar and a black Range Rover.”

A Giao: “A yi gei wo li gyao gyao.”