Genshin Impact: Getting the Slime King's Character Sheet from the Start

[Brain-storage zone + absurd comedy]

After transmigrating into Teyvat in Genshin Impact, Ye Ming was reborn as an ordinary Slime you could find just about anywhere.

But no worries: he got Rimuru's ability panel, and as long as he kept devouring things, he could keep gaining abilities.

Ye Ming: I've got some good stuff here. Come over, and I'll teach you how to get laid.

Fatui mage girl: Big Slime bro, no! Please don't!

Raiden Shogun: Now, you shall perish.

Ye Ming: Holy crap! The Signora's still warm, so I'd better eat her now! She won't taste as good once she's cold!

That day, the people of Teyvat remembered the fear of being ruled by Slimes, and the humiliating, slimy feeling of it all.

Ye Ming: Quiz time! When you think of Slimes, what abilities come to mind?

Ye Ming: Their powerful dissolving ability?! Or their ability to change their bodies however they please?!

You can find the answers to all of this in this book. The ending isn't up to Thoma!

One day, Ye Ming arrived in Liyue and ran into Zhongli, who said in disbelief:

Zhongli: Guizhong, is that you…

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