My Procrastinating Cultivation Drove the System Crazy

[Parody] + [Absurd comedy] + [Lie flat] + [Unorthodox cultivation] + [Severe procrastination]

Su Li transmigrated to another world and bonded with the Destined Great Villain System.

He was supposed to crush the chosen ones beneath his heel, steal their destiny points, and ultimately rise to become an unrivaled demonic cultivator.

But he had grown tired of the worldly struggle for power.

So he embarked on an unconventional path of cultivation through procrastination

He put off the System’s beginner trial for a full hundred years.

He talked the chosen ones into slacking off with him, while making a little destiny on the side.

He exploited a bug in the Heavenly Dao’s world until he literally held off his tribulation to death.

He founded the Lie-Flat Sect and reshaped the entire cultivation world from the level of thought and ideology.

Years later,

Su Li attained the supreme fantasy Dao.

When the disciples of the ever-growing Lie-Flat Sect asked him for the secrets and tricks of attaining immortality,

he sat in the seat of honor and declared with conviction:

“Put it off. Just keep putting it off! I know I have severe procrastination, and I’m basically coasting until I die, but I’m still going to keep delaying!”

“In this life as an immortal, you should lie flat without a shred of shame!”