Journey to the West: Marquis Wen Is a Monkey Too

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What if, and I mean what if, Marquis Wen (Lü Bu) were reborn as Sun Wukong?

Marquis Wen is reborn as a Stone Monkey and becomes the star of the pilgrimage team, the Great Sage Equal to Heaven who wreaks havoc in the heavens, and a well-read expert on the classic Journey to the West.

Marquis Wen stays true to his original purpose and tries to change his fate.

How can a great man born between Heaven and Earth remain beneath others forever?

“I’ve drifted through life for half my years, regretting only that I’ve never met a worthy master. If you don’t mind, I’d be honored to call you my adoptive father.”

Patriarch Bodhi: (ΩДΩ)

At the sound of Marquis Wen’s name, all the Buddhas in Heaven and mighty beings of the Three Realms draw a sharp breath: “He~tu~”

P.S. Just for fun. Any resemblance is purely coincidental.