My Fake System Makes Life Miserable for Both Me and Its Host

(No CP, transmigration + past and present lives + System) "The Master does not speak of strange forces and spirits." The orphan girl Yan Zhiyu spent twenty-four years growing up in China. She would sometimes complain that life was dull and uneventful, but she never imagined she would transmigrate to another world. Cultivation? The supernatural? The martial world? Why are people flying around and summoning wind and rain?

Other transmigrators get System shops where they can buy medicine and tools, or pocket dimensions and spirit springs to improve their bodies, grow vegetables, and make money. But why is her System fake? It can't do this, it can't do that. Was the dullness of her first twenty-four years just preparation for the chaos to come?

And yet, she's not even human. System, are you even trying? You're screwing over both the Host and yourself!