I graduated from a cultivation junior college and became one of society's elite.
What? There's a junior college for cultivation now?
Just pay your tuition, attend the classes, and finish the basic courses. We'll issue you a certification for Foundation Establishment cultivation. Other immortal academies take 30 years to get you that certificate, but we'll get it done in three. You can even verify it on the Xianxue Network. We guarantee a full-time program.
But I don't have any cultivation at all. What's the use of a certificate?
If you want actual cultivation, you've come to the wrong place.
Come on, author, the writing is okay. I would rather watch an emotional drama.