What? The world is secretly altering my memories...
It’s fine. Luckily, I ran into a System. Let’s see what kind of miraculous System it is. Wait... Something’s not right!
What kind of lousy System is this? It’s actually making me learn the “Kun Fist” and the “Five-Strike Lightning Whip”?
What? The footwork is the “Subject Three” dance, too!
Can I lie flat and beat the rat race? Is immortal magic trying to sneak into my head?
No way... Absolutely not! (Cao Aman waving his hand.jpg)
Ladies, please step aside. Right now, all I want is to lie flat and watch those geniuses work themselves into a frenzy, desperately scrambling to catch up with me and making fools of themselves...
As for everyone who’s written smear pieces about me, drag them all out and make them eat a hundred jin of shit. Let’s see if those vile women still dare to run their mouths!
“Maximum mental damage” + “the most devious System.” From all kinds of absurd-looking yet surprisingly effective lie-flat methods for passing on my skills, to cure your boredom or get you through a reading slump, this is the book for you!
All right, enough of that. Let’s get down to business. Who erased all traces of the legendary “Dao”? What earth-shattering secrets lie behind the memories the world forcibly twisted?
And then there’s that mysterious book, Journey to the West...
Why does it seem like I’m the only person in the whole world who remembers it? Could this also be why the System won’t leave me alone...
Whatever! I’ll just lie flat first! Not only will I fight the rat race, I’ll become its undisputed king. Even if the Heavenly Dao shows up, it’ll have to exclaim:
“Damn, kid, you’re something else! That’s like getting stabbed in the ass with a Dragon-Slaying Saber and seeing stars!”
The hero's special posture is entering my brain in a weird way! Zhang Heling, Lin An: This is the bond between us! Abstract cough cough.
I really want to know everyone's opinions. I'm so nervous. Please give me more opinions. I will definitely study carefully 😢😢😢