No, Buddy, You're a Programmer and You Hooked up with the CEO.

Come, the author, read with me, I solemnly swear: starting from today Beginning and never changing. I will not watch dramas, travel, or give birth disease. I will play no games, no hydrology. Strict self-discipline and cherish time Like gold, perseverance, hard work, advocating first-class, hard work Brilliant, taking pleasure in coding, refined into steel a hundred times, worthy of readers, unparalleled Ashamed of youth and worthy of the future. As an author, I Strict oath: I firmly believe that I am an excellent author. The code word is me My vocation is my boundless potential and I am not afraid of hardship! I can code diligently I am the keyboard in the dark, the guard on the Great Wall of Internet, I myself I am willing to dedicate my life to coding every day and every night.

Author, how could you do this? The Guinness record is typing 807 letters per minute. Based on the average of six letters per Chinese character, you can type about 134 words per minute. Since you are not a holder, we will calculate it as 100 words per minute. According to WHO standards, a person's healthy sleep time is eight hours, and you spend about two hours eating every day. Time, and then use 20 minutes to go to the toilet, 40 minutes to wash up, one hour to exercise, two hours to get inspired, and another hour to be in a daze, you should have nine hours to type, Linyi typed 435780 words, based on 2000 words per chapter, there should be 36 chapters, but you only put so much content every day, how come? To be honest, is it a deduction? The donkeys in the production team didn't dare to rest like this, so the author quickly got up to code!

Well, it was interesting to watch, but it's gone. It's gone

If my brother doesn't want to update, just say so. Why bother to deal with the readers like this? It seems that the readers are just being sentimental. My brother is weak, so he just needs to rest more. It's the reader's fault that he urges his brother so much. He hurts his body, which also makes the reader feel distressed. Unfortunately, whether he hurts his body or not, what does it have to do with the readers?

At the beginning of human life, nature is good. The author does not follow Shao Erdan

[Laughing][laughing][laughing][laughing] The author is indeed short and capable [laughing evilly][laughing evilly]

Give it a five-star rating and keep it going. See you later ~

Five-star service! What can I say? The writing is really cool. The main character is interesting, but I hope it's not a single female protagonist.

It feels pretty good-looking

Not bad, not bad, workplace writing?

It's a good book about fishing. Even the author is fishing

The one with the pretty sea turtle made me laugh so hard hahaha, and why is there no update today?

If the brother doesn't want to update, just say so. Why should he deal with his sister so casually? It seems that the sister is being sentimental. That's right. The brother is weak and needs more rest. The sister is urging her brother so much. It is the sister's fault. It hurts the brother's body, which also makes the sister feel distressed. Unfortunately, whether the brother hurts his body or not, what does it have to do with the sister? Hurry up and add more updates, brother

Come on, come on, come on, come on

Don't care about the details, just have fun watching it, it's quite interesting The backend is rubbish, hexagonal warriors, they have to enter any area they encounter, [laughing awkwardly]

It's a very interesting book. It's an absolute blast. The plot is not sluggish or watery. It would have been nice if the heroine's family name was not Liu. I read it! As we all know, Liu Chuanzhi has a daughter!

It's just the fantasy of a 35-year-old unemployed programmer [shy]

It's pretty good, but it's just too little. Please encourage the author to code words [sending my heart]

Hello author, I am the parent of this account. Recently, my child has been refusing to eat or talk, and he is not angry at all. He has no expression on his face. However, I found that he only smiled and seemed angry when he was reading Tomato novels. Later, I turned on his mobile phone when he went to the toilet and found out that he has been reading your book recently, and I also found a critical illness notice under his pillow. His time is running out, and I can't do anything for him. The only thing I can do is to pray to the author to release dozens of chapters a day. Isn't it too much? I hope you can spend his last days with him and not let him die regretfully, please!

To be honest, it looks good, nothing too bad about it

The writing is fluent, interesting and tasteful, like it [like]

I have helped the author figure out the ending: Guan Lu woke up from the ward, and it turned out that all this was a programmer's fantasy before he died [laughter]

This book is really good to read, with many interesting points, making everyone laugh. The main character seems to be a joke, but at the critical moment, he is domineering and sideways [laughter]

Come on, very good

What else can you do? The protagonist fishes, you fish too, kick it, update it quickly.

This is the real "longing for life"😂😂😂

Tnnd, even the donkeys in the village can't rest for you. Please update me quickly.

I think it looks pretty good, but I don't know why the score is so low.

I don't want to see this shitty yellow button, please update it quickly.

Very good.