Three Kingdoms: Who Taught You to Write It Like This?

[Three Kingdoms] [Online Game] [Bug] [Comedy] [Absurd Humor]

Synopsis:

A game called Three Kingdoms Online has begun its closed beta.

After entering the game, Wang Yuhuai discovers a bug: attacking people raises their affection for him. So...

Wang Yuhuai draws his sword and attacks Guan Yu.

Guan Yu is furious: “You wretch with a marked head for sale, how dare you!”

System notification: Guan Yu’s affection for you has increased by 5 points.

Guan Yu is delighted: “What a fine strike! Your valor as a general is rarely seen through the ages.”

After twenty strikes, Guan Yu’s admiration for Yuhuai flows without end, like the Yangtze River.

Guan Yu: “If you will have me, I am willing to serve as your general and recognize you as my lord. From now on, I will attend you loyally and spare no effort, even at the cost of my life.”

Yuhuai is overjoyed: “With a general like you, I’ll be even more formidable. Please, get up!”

System notification: Because of the honorific you used for Guan Yu, his affection for you has decreased by 50 points.

Yuhuai is shocked: “What the heck, do you just want me to keep hitting you?!”