A Generation of Soldier King Dressed as a Mother-In-Law

I have been single for 28 years and came to the primitive world with a man, a baby, a system, a space, and weapons that cannot be picked up. This cheat scares all the time-travelers everywhere. The whole article is my own fabrication. Please don't embarrass me with history. If you find it interesting, just add it to your bookshelf. If not, just scroll past it and pretend you haven't seen it before!