
The Whole Network Will Follow Me to Eat Melons, and I Will Destroy Your Family and Destroy His Family.
全网跟着我吃瓜,塌完你家塌他家
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For the time being, it's OK. Everyone is not perfect. It's equivalent to our real life. We have a God's perspective and we are relatively clear-headed. However, people in novels do not have a God's perspective, so the story development is logical and reasonable. However, I always see some comments saying who is not worthy of whom. It depends on them individually. As long as the story is reasonable, we cannot judge the thinking of the characters in the story according to our own thinking, just like there are many things done by people in real life that are difficult for us to understand. The author's writing is pretty good, it's frustrating and satisfying at the same time. The problem is that it's fun to eat, and the male and female protagonists are okay so far. At least the three views are more in line with the core values of socialism. Others are okay, they have cute sides and hateful sides, so they are relatively normal. Now, in my opinion, as long as they don't touch my radar, I can continue to watch them.
Very, very good-looking, the male protagonist is a responsible man, and he dotes on the female protagonist very sweetly in the later period. When I saw the character of this male protagonist, I suddenly remembered a sentence: "You have to marry someone who is a good person, not someone who is only good to you." It's so sweet, so sweet. I really enjoyed reading this novel!
This is the happiest and most enjoyable book of all the "After My Voice Is Heard" series I have read. The parents and sisters of the Qin family can listen to what they say without being a monster. The male protagonist corrects his mistakes when he knows they are wrong, and the female protagonist speaks out on the spot when she has something to say. It's so cool. It's good-looking, but it's really procrastinating. Now the content of one melon is too long. It's too procrastinating, it's really too procrastinating. I can't stand it anymore. I can't stand it anymore. I'll give it up.
The quality is good. Although most of the stories are vicious at the beginning, they are resolved very well in the follow-up. Besides being happy, the heroine is really wicked hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha😁 I love it so much~ The melon is also very fragrant and the story rhythm is also very good~ Come on~
Super pretty and so funny! The heroine didn't know that she had revealed her true feelings, and she solved many problems for her mother-in-law and her family with the script in hand, and she was very proud of herself when she received the money. [Laugh][laugh][laugh]
The description of eating melon is very good, and it makes people feel funny when watching it. In terms of plot, although it is very bloody, it actually feels okay if it is mainly about eating melons. It's just that excluding the melon-eating part, I have a strong feeling that the background world is a bloody love novel/script world. The underworld boss couldn't stand it, so he found someone to bring order to the chaos, and then fell in love with the protagonist [laughing and crying]. It just happened to explain why the system is so powerful - it is related to the book of life and death [laughing and crying].
It's not bad. The heroine has a pretty good personality, but the male protagonist is a typical domineering character. The characters of the male protagonist's parents are quite three-dimensional.
Write quickly! Write quickly! Good to provoke! Strange! Heart! Got it! [Almost crying]
The author should code quickly. It's so beautiful. I read it in one breath. I feel happy and unhappy at the same time. I'm done [crying][crying][crying]. There are sparks when typing on the keyboard.
Walking on the front line of eating melons [laughing] [laughing] The writing is good, there is no sloppy plot, the melons in the melon field are kept ripe, and the melons are not eaten mindlessly, and each short story has its own meaning. All in all, it looks great.
I don't understand why the score is low? I think it's pretty good-looking! It's so satisfying to vent your anger by eating melon and being slapped in the face! I'm not really looking forward to the relationship between the male and female protagonists! I just want to follow the heroine and beat up the scumbag! Update it quickly! Not enough to watch at all! I'd better wait until you finish it... It's not good for the breasts. I'm so angry that I have to wait for an update! See you next year!
First record what you have seen so far, and then add more after reading. Overall, it is a good-quality work by Tomato. It can be seen that the author is very thoughtful about some things, and the logic and outlook of the positive characters are also very normal. At first glance, the article itself seems to have the structure of a routine and cool article, but in fact it actually has new ideas, and it can design the plot closely according to its own characteristics (the Bagua system) to amplify its advantages. The gossip part feels a bit like a unit drama. It is a collection of all kinds of bloody writing routines, and each one is more exciting than the last... When I saw the variety show in the entertainment circle, I thought it was going to be ugly, but I didn't expect it to be more exciting... And it really created an immersive feeling of eating melon on the spot. The rhythm of the plot is very tight, and the proportion of the frustrating part and the exciting part is well matched. It was a pleasure to watch. Then let me talk about some issues. For me personally, the shortcomings outweigh the shortcomings at present. Friends who are more picky can consider it. First, the interaction between the male and female protagonists is a bit awkward (maybe I am the only one who finds it awkward, but it just feels like an ancient romance); second, the male protagonist has a first love, but they have never kissed each other, and their relationship is not deep. Therefore, the author believes that the relationship is 1v1 both physically and mentally, but I think it is no longer 1v1 if we actually talk about it. ; The third is that the male protagonist helps the female protagonist manage finances. Although they have signed an agreement, I occasionally feel emotional discomfort when I see the female protagonist immediately transfer the money to the male protagonist. The fourth is that the overall emotional tendency of this article is relatively friendly to women, but it is not very advanced in terms of some feminist concepts. Alas, while writing some content about women's rights, I also wrote about the heroine's "red lips slightly pouting", about female passers-by blushing and heartbeating when seeing the hero, and about "powerful men are always coveted", and "my legs will feel weak when being looked at by such a man"... Moreover, the hero has his own network of brothers. The heroine has clearly established connections with many female characters in the early stage, but the interpersonal relationships still revolve around the hero's family. After all, he still cannot get rid of the ancient Xiaoyan routine.
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A book that allows me to keep up with the latest chapters without missing a chapter is a book I come across every few years. It can be seen that the quality of this book is very high. Gossip is a human instinct, and the author carefully chooses a series of love stories to unfold the plot. It is said to be a complaint, but in fact it is more like lamenting the unreasonable love in other romance novels. The author has a strong ability in group portraits, excellent character creation, and accurate positioning of characters. Each story is not long, but the emotions are very clear and can arouse resonance. I hope the author can finish it, looking forward to it.
Putting aside other illogical things, it is really fun to watch. The heroine is our God's perspective and mouth substitute, and the absolute leader of the gossip group. It's not enough. Please give the author a boost and update it.
Although every story is very bloody, it is also quite interesting. And I really like the character of the male protagonist. The male protagonist here slaps the mistress himself in the face, decisively, and directly exposes the mistress in person without being muddled. It's really great. Unlike other tyrants, when faced with those who pester him, he would just say get out of here coldly, as if saying a few more words would cost him his life, and then let the heroine slap the mistress in the face. Moreover, several of the scumbag women here also firmly chose to live their own lives, and did not continue to write their stories with the scumbag men, nor their emotional stories, including the scumbag boy Luo Fei. In addition, Guo Yalan and the eldest brother of the Luo family are also very transparent. The hero's family is also very nice
The melon is delicious, and my three views are correct. I just keep feeling uncomfortable for a while and then reverse it. At present, when I see the movie star Zhi San Aisan I met in a variety show, I really can't stand such disgusting people. They persuaded me to quit before I got to the point of enjoyment. Those who like this kind of routine can follow it.
I was so angry when I saw the melons, but the ending of each melon was so satisfying! The current emotional development of the male and female protagonists is also very reasonable, and the main and supporting roles are very orderly. I can't wait to read one book at a time! ! ! Please update! ! ! Update quickly! ! !
To be honest, I really thought it was pretty good-looking. At first, I thought it was because the family didn't like the heroine before, but they liked it after they understood her voice. In the end, I found out that before reading the heroine's voice, it was another girl who caught the monster, which is why the hero hates her. Because the heroine whose mind was read after she came back was originally the heroine who played with the hero when she was a child. And these melons really explode. But to be honest, these melons still talk about human nature, theory, bullying, etc. So I think I recommend it.
It's so good, so good, so good that I couldn't stop watching it these past few days. I was fascinated by it. I watched it all night long, and I didn't even bother to eat. First I ate the food from my husband, brothers and sisters, then the food from the entertainment industry, then the money from the wealthy family, then the food from my husband's classmates and friends, and finally the food from the big family. Hahaha, this heartfelt novel is the best one I have read so far. I'm not eating food. It's just on the way to eat melon, and the pace is also very fast. The emotional line between the male and female protagonists at the end is also very touching. I almost cried while watching it. The ending is full of flowers~
I have probably read a few similar novels, and this one is quite satisfactory to me. There are some books that I couldn't read after reading one or two pages. It is too exaggerated and the logic is not very good. Generally speaking, the logic of each melon is not bad, and it is also quite appealing. The three views are quite positive, and the power of women is emphasized many times. However, I feel that other people in the Qin family sometimes arrange things too deliberately, and I feel that the male protagonist's feelings for the female protagonist change too quickly. For such a wealthy family, I think everyone is quite well-educated, but some scenes are not very good, but, this is a cool article, so don't worry too much about it. Overall, the four stars are worth recommending.
This book is well written and really brings out emotions, which makes it very frustrating to read. Especially when the updates are slow and you want to see people get retribution. I have read a lot of articles about eating melons, and it is relatively easy to eat melons in real life. The selection of materials and angles of the cases in this article make it easy for people to get emotional, so it is easy to feel tired and depressed. Even when I finally saw the ending, I didn't feel happy, but relieved that I no longer had to be tortured (both the characters and the readers). After seeing this, I feel that I am not suitable to continue to follow the article, as I am prone to breast nodules. Thanks to the author, goodbye.
The melons in this book are really fragrant, each time the melons have a different taste, and you will never get tired of it. Even though there are several similar love brains, the plot is quite novel and there is no overlapping part of the plot. The second part of the article also adds depth, so that the melons are no longer superficial and give people the pleasure of eating melons, but are thought-provoking, and the meaning reflected after experiencing it yourself is implicated at all. The plot is quite light, which is very suitable for young readers like me who want to relax their minds. I hope that the author's future chapters will be as flexible and in-depth as the previous chapters. Cheers, author! ! ! (⊙ꇴ⊙)
It's well written, but it's so infuriating that I can't continue reading it, because even if the heroine is not the Virgin, I feel like I'm getting angry just thinking about the love brain in it. This also shows the author's writing style from the side, and the image created is really vivid.
The subject matter is very good, it's a different kind of mind-reading, but every time I eat it, I will make myself angry to death, because they just eat it beforehand, and they will basically abuse it afterwards. If your thyroid gland or breasts are not good, it is not recommended to go to the hospital. Although you may feel bad at the back, you can also bear the anger at the front.
No kidding, Qin Rong's part made me dizzy after watching it (I've never seen such a love story). I can't help but comment. Although I haven't seen much, the melons did explode. I still recommend it. Looking back, I feel a bit like I'm fighting for the sake of melons.
It's a good read. I loved reading it. I only saw everyone's comments after reading it. I don't know why there are so many people who can't stand the idea of abandoning the article halfway. Fortunately, I don't read everyone's paragraph comments now. Many times I feel good about it, but when I click on the paragraph comment, it's just a bunch of hostility and different ideas, which makes me unable to read it. It feels good to see the ending. Of course, "Eating Melon" must have a bloody plot. The memory of the male protagonist in the article and "I feel like Fei Fei is back when I was a child" have clearly pointed out that the person who dominated the world for a few years is not the heroine. They also complained that the Qin family accepted the heroine too quickly and were not curious about her transformation, because she has not changed at all. She had such a character when she was a child. Everyone just thought that the heroine's personality changed drastically because she lost her parents in a car accident and felt insecure. Now that she has obtained the "Eating Melon System", she is happy again. I won't go into all the silly little stories in the article. Each one is different and has its own meaning. Friends who have read it will definitely understand. I hope to see more and better creations from the author, more than my heart ❤️
I deducted one ⭐ because the heroine has a character who loves to eat melons, and there is also a melon-eating system, but many melons do not take the initiative to dig deep, resulting in many things not being discovered so quickly. Only when the arrow is on the string and must be fired, she suddenly has a flash of inspiration to check the melon-eating system. It is a little unreasonable, and then the deputy CPs are basically BE, which is also a bit uncomfortable. Some people are really scum, but it is still a bit regretful to miss a few pairs. Overall, this article is very good, with a lot of laughs and the male and female protagonists are very talkative, which is worthy of praise!
I like it. I finally finished it after watching it for a long time. I really like it. There is nothing weird about it and I enjoyed it very much. But there is also a bit of an uncomfortable part. The real and fake daughter clearly knows the general direction, but still feels uncomfortable with the argument of adopting the fake daughter. Although the author has tried very hard to weaken this feeling, it is understandable, but it is a bit uncomfortable (PS: This section is also good to watch, and there is no real plot of adopting the fake daughter. If you are worried about this, you can feel free to read it, it will not hurt you). And the ending felt a little rushed, but the story was complete and harmless. All in all, it is a very good book. I finished reading it at 2:30 in the morning and left a review and tag to prepare for re-reading. It proves that it is really good.
It's a great book, with novel and interesting themes. All the protagonists are upright and warm-hearted. They are a very cute family. There are no poisonous points, and you can read it without any worries! I feel that the author is a very thoughtful and powerful person. He uses a new perspective (spectator, observer) to bring the audience into the plot of the story. This is very important, because if you are not a witness, no matter how exciting the story is, it will not make readers feel like they have been overturned and injured. It is so refreshing and satisfying. It not only satisfies people's curiosity about the story of a bloody horse-catching story, but also has a good grasp of the degree of horse-catching. There will be tension but never too much. The writing is very refreshing, a little more irritating, a little less and not exciting enough. Everything is just right. It is smooth and smooth all the way. It is so exciting! Highly recommended! And she really understands what contemporary readers like to read. I believe that even if the author himself looks back on this book, he will not be able to stop reading it. This is a very healthy and benign writing state. The first target of the work is always the author himself, which is really good! (Confirmation from male compatriots who watch female videos) [Like] [Like] [Like] stunned After writing the book review, I thought about browsing the book reviews to see everyone's reaction, and I actually saw a lot of people who were dissatisfied with the male protagonist. Oh my god, can such a model husband not satisfy everyone? What is happening to this world... Some people say that if the female protagonist does not have a melon-eating system and the male protagonist can hear her voice, then he is a husband who does not trust his wife, but this The beginning of a marriage was originally based on a relationship of distrust. Trust is accumulated over time. The original owner's "glorious deeds" for a long time are indeed not worthy of the unconditional trust of others. They are too evil. However, the original owner is still living like a monster. The male protagonist can take responsibility, tolerate and maintain, which is already very good, even if he plans to separate. At that time, the breakup fee was 200 million, which is quite benevolent... Some people also complained about the way the male protagonist handled his ex-girlfriend's emails. I think there is nothing wrong with this approach. Whether it is frank discussion with the wife, or the final decision-making power is given to the wife, there is nothing wrong with it. Even if the wife is a little childish and childish in the end, The tone of the reply was just that I didn't get the emotional attention I wanted from my wife who was bent on running away, so I comforted myself quietly. I think this is quite cute, but I didn't expect that this kind of model and good man can no longer win the favor of all the sisters... Sisters have such high standards... I've finished reading~Finished🌸~