Don’t Mess With Anyone Who Sells Goose Legs

When Auntie Goose Leg’s daughter was hurt by a scumbag, the unassuming Tsinghua dean of students standing nearby gave the order. Within three years, every top scorer in the college entrance exams came knocking to comfort her. Renmin University and Peking University were stunned when they saw it. “You’d really go this far for a goose leg?!”

P.S. This story differs somewhat from reality. Please don’t flame me if you don’t like it.