After becoming the heroine of an angsty novel, I bound myself to a legal education System. Five hundred per minute. Not much money, but the domineering CEO is definitely in trouble with the law.
The CEO pinned me to a hospital bed and forced me to donate blood to his beloved first love. I calmly said, "The state has a voluntary blood donation system. It encourages healthy citizens between the ages of eighteen and fifty-five to donate blood voluntarily. Forcing me to donate blood is illegal, you know."
The CEO declared imperiously, "I'll pay you!"
I smiled. "Here's the payment code. Scan it, please."
After he scanned it, I called the police while the CEO stared at me in bewilderment.
"Sorry, but privately buying and selling blood is illegal too!"