There is no dazzling battle aura here, nor any magic of the most fantastical kind.
Your supernatural ability is a curse? Sorry, one “Speechless” from me and you'll shut right up...
You wish to improve your looks? Sure, that'll be twenty million!
“Twenty million yuan received via Alipay.”
I say “That's so cool,” and the woman in front of me instantly becomes more beautiful than any celebrity...
You dare give me a wicked smile, you villain? Hah. One “I'm dying of laughter” from me, and I'll send you straight to the King of Hell...
What? You say none of this makes sense?
Come on! Do your supernatural abilities make any sense?...?
Supernatural abilities are the only thing that matters in this world.
But I'm different. I'm just an internet-addicted teenager who uses memes to utterly crush the strongest ability users.