At the Tavern, Paranormal Beings from All Walks of Life Think I’m a God

At the turbulent border between the human and spirit worlds, there stands a little tavern.

Its owner is a friendly young man.

He devotes himself to solving his customers’ problems and fulfilling all their “requests.”

Spirit God Xier: I only accidentally broke a wineglass that day, and Lord Lu Fan made me clean the toilets for a whole week. I’ve never been so humiliated!

War God Tianshang: Don’t even get me started. I was just passing by, and I still had to pay a year’s worth of protection money!

Myriad Gods and Ghost Generals: Doing the tavern’s laundry and mopping its floors is our honor. Even if the sky falls, the tavern will hold it up!

The gods: Glory to the tavern! May Lu Fan stand forever!

Congratulations on curing Spirit God Kaluo’s old friend of his erectile dysfunction! You’ve earned the chance to spend time alone with the Spirit God!

Congratulations on successfully changing the river imp’s sexual orientation!

Congratulations on successfully bullying your martial arts master’s wife…

Lu Fan: Demon Dragon, I like your eyes. I can perform surgery on you, don’t worry, it’s free. I’ll just take your eyes, no charge.

Lu Fan: My dream is for the world to be filled with love!