You Broke the News, I Ate Melons and Stripped Off the Emperor's Underpants
你爆料，我吃瓜，扒光皇帝大裤衩
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- Completed
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- 539k Words
- Genre
- Ancient Romance
- Subgenre
- Ancient Romance High-Concept
- Audience
- Female
- Updated
- 2y ago
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- Fanqie
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On the Day He Took the Concubine, She Took Off Her Phoenix Crown and the Four Maids and Secret Guards Came to Pick up the Prince and Were Shocked.
Are There Any Books Above 9.5 That Make You Laugh Out Loud?
I'm Looking for a Finished Novel That Makes Me Laugh Until My Stomach Hurts and I Beat the Bed, and I Can't Stop! !
It's extremely funny and logical, the plot is not bloody, it's crisp and hilarious, the male and female protagonists are doing business online, it's over! ! !
It's Finished, It's Hilarious (With a Little Sweetness) and the Plot Is Clever
I hope the novel is thoughtful, otherwise it will be awkward to read
Everyone Was so Funny That They Were so Laughing That They Hit the Bed in the Middle of the Night 😂
A Novel About Laughing to Death in Bed in the Middle of the Night
Funny nonsense
Funny! The kind of laughter that hits the wall! ! ! Also, let's promote my book by the way.
Super Funny, Right-Minded, Laughing Like a Pig in the Middle of the Night
Argue if you are not convinced
Looking for a Very Funny Book, the Best and the Most Funny
A Hilarious Book That Made Me Laugh Until My Stomach Hurt in the Middle of the Night! !
Hilarious, hilarious, hilarious. Say the important thing three times
Looking for Funny Articles. Articles About Laughing so Hard That Your Liver Explodes, Your Kidneys Explode, and You Die.
Super super funny sand sculpture not holy mother
Old Bookworm, Boredom Stage, No Interest in Reading Anything
It should be novel and interesting, not the same books. There is no limit on the subject matter. It is best to have both books.
Complete Hilarious Novel with High Score
Are There Any Novels That Made Me Laugh Until I Got Cramps in the Middle of the Night?
It's just funny
Looking for Someone Who Is Hilarious, Someone Who Laughs Until He Gets Cramps and Can't Stop Laughing? Do You Have Any?
I Laughed so Hard in the Middle of the Night That the Dog Next Door Scolded the Book for Disturbing the People.
Funny, Immoral, and Also Mean, the Kind of Person Who Is Extremely Powerful
Looking for a Funny Story (The Kind That Is Finished) That Makes You Laugh All the Way Through and Can't Stop Laughing?
Sha Giao Wen, Laughing Until There Is a Lack of Oxygen↖（^ω^）↗
I Have Used It Four Times Already. It Looks Great.
Want to watch movies similar to "Hot Down!" Content.
Super Funny Article, Funny Stomachache Kind of Thing
Funny Novels with a Score of 9.5 and Above (I Am an Old Bookworm and Have a Tricky Tongue)
Are There Any That Are Hilarious Enough to Make People Laugh to Death but Have No CP?
No CP, no CP, too much dog food, a bit boring
Sweet! Arts! Huge! Sweet! (Short! Chapter)
Sweet short stories
A new book that I just recommended, it's hilarious! Every chapter can make you laugh haha, and every chapter can make you feel good while reading it! Babies who like this book must remember to add a bookshelf. Thank you for your support and refills❤
It's quite beautiful, and the heroine has a lot of inner thoughts. I like to see what others can hear. The more melons, the better it looks, hehe...
It's a very good book and very funny. You won't suffer any loss after reading it. The heroine must eat whatever she wants. The person who eats the melons will eat the melons when getting married. The person who eats the melons must be the master of others. Hehehe, it's definitely a good book.
Super pretty! Super pretty! Super pretty! Super pretty! Super pretty! Super pretty! Super pretty! Super pretty! Super pretty! Super pretty! Super pretty! Super pretty! Super pretty! Super pretty! Super pretty! Super pretty! Who is the male protagonist?
A very nice book! The characters are all very interesting. I feel like the heroine's father can become the most popular minister in the dynasty with his daughter's melons [laughing]
It's hard to find a good and funny novel, but unfortunately there are too few, not enough to read, and I have to put it on the bookshelf to keep. The author is great, can you update more, with more interactions between Xiaoyan and the emperor [laughing][laughing] Dear author, why are there fewer and fewer updates? One chapter a day. I'm tired of waiting. Can you please update two more chapters? It's not enough [laughing][laughing]
This book is so funny about gossip and news that it makes my stomach hurt from laughing easily. If you like reading it, I recommend you to read it.
It's very interesting. The author will update it soon! ! ! If the explosion hits my face, I'm not afraid of pain [Blow a kiss][Blow a kiss]
It's funny and good-looking, one thing after another, I'm hooked! Hahahahahaha, it's just not enough. The author will update soon.
This novel is the kind of comedy that you can laugh at without taking it too seriously. Because it's just a joke. Why do you say this (because it is not the kind of palace fighting story, and some places are unreasonable. For example: all ministers and emperors and princes who are in office can hear the voice of the heroine. They can tolerate the heroine. This is impossible in the normal world, because not all ministers are serving the country and the people, and it is impossible to let one know all the secrets. People live in this world. Not everyone has secrets. Normally, when someone knows their secrets, they will kill them. So don't take it seriously. If you like it more seriously, I would advise you not to take it seriously.) But this novel is really funny, and some of it is really explosive. It is suitable for watching (and listening to) the current Fansha Glyphs. Overall, it is highly recommended. [Blowing kiss]
5-Star review. I hope the male lead is a prince, please🙏
It's a silly, sweet, light-hearted piece of writing that's quite enjoyable. The male protagonist and male supporting cast are both pretty good. There are a lot of modern vocabulary in it, including some concepts and so on, and it's a bit more modern. So if you are the kind of person who thinks that ancient times should be conservative and unacceptable, then this book is not suitable for you. I feel that life is very tiring, and reading this kind of book makes me feel relaxed. The feeling I feel after reading the whole book is: comfortable (a very comfortable feeling). So the reason why I gave it five points is because I felt comfortable reading it. What could be better than a novel that makes you feel comfortable reading it?
Fried Chicken Fried Chicken is really good to watch [please update], I really recommend watching it [Sending Hearts], the content in it is really funny, I am sure this is the funniest thing I have ever seen in this genre, I guarantee that my teeth will stick to the back of my face when I laugh. The author [sends my heart] [sends my heart], I cheer for you, I hope you will update as soon as possible, please, please, please [please update]
It's good-looking, hilarious, and highly recommended. It's a great story. The emperor (male protagonist), the prince, the queen mother, some ministers, and the heroine's relatives can all hear her voice. The ending is very good, but it's a bit lacking. All in all, it's very, very, very, very highly recommended! ! !
It's a good read (｡･ω･｡), a very funny and joyful novel, but some of the tone is too modern and unreasonable. But the novel is meant to be read without thinking. As long as the plot content is interesting and acceptable, it's fine. Also, the pace is a bit rushed from the later chapters, and the ending is too hasty and too fast, but after reading the reasons mentioned in the comments, I can still accept it. There is nothing you can do about it because of the pressure of life, so those who like to read funny stories without thinking can read it. It is really good o(^▽^)o. It is very suitable for reading without thinking when you are in a bad mood. Anyway, I like to read funny cartoons when I am in a bad mood. After reading it, I feel comfortable and have no worries. It is very useful~(¯▽¯~), 2024.07.21
The setting is okay, and the writing is pretty good, but there are a lot of illogical places that make it a bit tiring to read. In addition, there is a high probability that there is a CP, maybe the young prince. And the heroine's sister went offline so hastily? She also knew about the conspiracy, so she just let it go? !
Super pretty! Everyone laughed until their stomachs ached and they hit the bed. I also like the character design of the heroine! The emperor is so innocent! I hope the heroine will wake up soon. [Like][Like][Shy][Shy][Admiration][Admiration][Admiration][Admiration][Blowing kiss][Blowing kiss]
Yes, it's funny and good-looking. I also ate melons with a bunch of ministers, and they all turned into melon fields [covering their faces]. There are so many hilarious quotes, and everyone was so funny every time they ate melons. However, later on, the relationship between the emperor and classmate Xiaoyan progressed too fast, and it was very rushed. The whole book is about eating melons. If If you really want to develop the emotional line, you should start it in the early chapters. It will get better as time goes by. However, the allocation here is a bit immature. It makes the emperor and Xiaoyan's classmate feel like they are forced to be together later. I hope the author can work hard and bring more funny and happy articles to readers.
I can see that the author has put his heart into it. I hope the content is a little faster-paced, a little watery, a little too much nonsense, and a little slow-paced. It feels like I just piled up Internet memes online just for the sake of being funny. I believe the author will get better and better.
It's a lighthearted and funny story with no brainers. The heroine's psychology is very rich. There are a lot of short poems and a minion. There is not much about love life but the last few chapters. The whole text talks about the various ways of officials. It's quite interesting.
It's beautiful, so funny. Thank you to the author!
I saw this book on the bookshelf today and read it immediately after it was finished (I don't really like reading serials, so I'll wait until it's finished before reading it [laughs]) It's so good in more than thirty chapters, hahahaha, and the heroine is so funny. Five-star praise must be five-star praise [Adoration]
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Big Good Wood, as far as Tomato is concerned, I have read 503 books for 1800 hours, and there are other soft books I am reading. Maybe I have read too many books, and I am a little immune. The author mainly recommends this book for comedy, but I read more books like "Eating Melon". The laughs in this book are not very prominent for me. They are basically some old jokes. If you are a newbie, Bai has never come across mind-reading books, so you might consider buying it. It should be very good, and it also has real-person readers. You won't feel that you can't keep up with the plot content if you switch between the two. It's also good as a transitional text to find books during the book shortage. Overall, I read 100 chapters in the listening bookstore + reading book (I didn't skip any chapters in the middle, and I read faster. The listening book is 1.8 Double speed), the comedy is not very outstanding but overall it is very relaxed. Although the heroine keeps laughing in her heart many times, she does not feel that there are any particularly funny points (maybe I have watched too much and am almost immune to it. The author's writing logic is very good). The advantages of getting into the pit are: although the heroine is miserable at the beginning, she is not cruel throughout the whole process, and she is considered a father. A good father also has a good mother, but the appearance rate is not high (the whole story is mainly about eating melons), the troublesome affairs at home are dealt with quickly, and the heroine will correct the mistakes decisively when she discovers the misunderstanding. It focuses on a relatively relaxed reading and non-entangled atmosphere (there is an emotional line, but it does not affect the main line, and not much is to promote the development of the plot, which is quite reasonable).
It is a very loving and funny book. I admire the author's broad imagination. The storyline is very graphic, and the detailed descriptions of each character are very vivid and interesting. It is wonderful! It makes people want to stop watching it. It's so beautiful that I can't stop watching it. I really want to watch the extra chapter Zaizai.
[Laughing and crying] [laughing and crying] [laughing and crying] It's beautiful, funny, and I laughed the whole time. The content is colorful and down-to-earth. It's so funny! The emperor and a group of like-minded ministers eat all kinds of melons, and the heroine makes various revelations about the ministers' melons. It's really hilarious! What should I do if my stomach hurts from laughing and I burst into tears [crying with laughter] [crying with laughter] [crying with laughter] The heroine is a drama queen, and the emperor is also a talent. He accompanies the heroine and ministers to act together, and he likes the kind and lovely Prince Yu the most. Without your introduction, the heroine would not have known your brother, the emperor, and in the end, he lost his true love! Poor Prince Yu [laughing and crying] [laughing and crying]! In the first part, the emperor solved the snow disaster and found out the spies in the palace through the voice of the heroine. The following content is all about the household affairs of the ministers. The main theme is a joke. There is relatively little written about people's livelihood and state affairs. Both the emperor and the ministers are so free!
Super super super super super super super super super super super super good-looking👀The girls are very silly and super funny. The male protagonist pretends to be a ninth-grade official at the beginning, but then he loses his horse at the end. The ministers follow him to eat melon every day, each one is more outrageous than the other, and the Queen Mother is also very cute! Recommend! Highly recommended! Highly recommended! Super recommended! ! !
Don't be too serious when reading a book. I suggest you dig out your own brain before reading. Otherwise, if you don't take it too seriously, you will lose. The rest of the story is a bit rushed, so I don't recommend reading it if you don't like infantile girls. [Thinking][thinking]
In the evening, Murong Jin, dressed in red, came to Wei Yuyan with a scale. Good-looking, good-looking, good, good, good [eating melon] [working on manuscript] [working on manuscript] [you taste carefully] [you taste carefully] [learned] [learned]
Wow, it looks good. It definitely satisfies my curiosity about eating melons. Moreover, the melons have ups and downs, ups and downs, so good, so good. I am a local dog and I love to watch [shy][shy][shy][shy]