Why Cultivate Immortality? It's a Dead-End Road!

A nonsensical comedy, just for laughs. Dear readers, please deposit your clever brains here in advance. If you want them back, retrieve them yourself from the deposit counter. It's fully automated, an efficient assembly-line process, and quality guaranteed. You'll be glad you got one!!! The deposit counter will pop up at random throughout the story. Everyone's welcome to come explore!

Synopsis: (Maybe?)

Cultivate immortality! Of course I have to cultivate! How cool is that! No cultivation manual? What a joke! So, has any sect had disciples acting up lately? You don't need me to tell you what to do, right?

From Yun Qing's collected sayings

Why cultivate immortality?! It's a dead end! I'm begging you, Host, stop cultivating! Isn't mechanical ascension way better? Keep cultivating and you'll wipe out the entire Tianxuan Realm!

From the System's collected sayings

Your Majesty, word is that the ethereal Immortal Sect has an unparalleled cultivation art that can make anyone an immortal on the spot. As luck would have it, I caught a few of their disciples slaughtering innocents the other day. What do you think...?

Confiscate everything! Confiscate everything!

From the Lingyang Court's collected sayings