The Campus Beauty? Forget It, I Just Want to Catch Ghosts and Level Up!

[Modern cultivation + lighthearted comedy + System + every word is ridiculously satisfying + invincible protagonist + campus life + no doormat hero + underworld ghost officer]

So thrilling you’ll explode, so funny you’ll melt! High-energy, easy to follow, and comes with helpful warnings!

In front of ordinary people, I’m an invincible, unhinged cultivator!

In front of ghosts, I’m the untouchable Lord Ghost Officer!!!

Zhang Xiaobei died while playing a game, only to unexpectedly get bound to the all-purpose Underworld System?

What pure-hearted campus belle? What gorgeous married woman? What aloof office worker? What seductive female ghost?

Stay away from me, all of you! I just want to cultivate in peace!

Pick up a bottle and protect the environment: Merit points +1!

Help an old lady cross the street and promote traditional virtues: Merit points +1!

Merit points full. Host has unlocked the lottery feature!

(Ding! Congratulations, Host, you’ve won a bottle of mineral water.)

Huh?

(Ding! Congratulations, Host, you’ve won a limited-edition supercar.)

Holy crap!

(Ding! Congratulations, Host, you’ve won a talisman bearing a Soul-Reaping Lock personally crafted by Lord Zhong Kui.)

What?

This... This doesn’t seem right, does it? (A wholesome laugh...)

Word is, the Host wants to lie low.

The System says:

[Ding! The System has detected that the Host is too meek. The System will issue a temporary mission: fight back immediately and reclaim your dignity. Failure will result in the Host being forcibly bound to the Meekness Development System! Please complete the mission as soon as possible.]

[Note: This System does not currently accept meek and powerless Hosts. Please improve your strength as soon as possible, or the System will be removed!]

Word is, the Host prays to Buddha before drawing from the lottery.

The System says:

[Please do not spread feudal superstitions. Believe in science and probability, and maintain a healthy attitude toward the lottery!]

Zhang Xiaobei: “...”

Actually, after spending some time together, he had to admit the System was quite a character.