Little Cutie Comes Down the Mountain: My Daddy and Seven Uncles Are Filthy Rich

On the day of Gu Siyuan’s wedding, two adorable children came down the mountain to claim him as their father.

Before the paternity test:

Gu Siyuan insisted, “That old fling’s child has nothing to do with me.”

After the paternity test:

Gu Siyuan: “Sansi, I’m your daddy.”

Sansi: “No, you’re not.”

Gu Siyuan: “Liangliang, I’m your daddy.”

Liangliang: “No, I want Fourth Uncle to be my daddy.”

Watching Sansi and Liangliang get along famously with all seven of the Gu family’s uncles, Gu Siyuan grew so jealous his eyes turned bloodshot. Since this approach wasn’t working, he decided to win back his wife first, then claim his children.

So, among the eighty-one peaks of Mount Yetuo, Gu Siyuan followed a beautiful woman who was both blind and mute, pleading with her every day:

“Wife, come down the mountain with me.”