You Asked Me to Grill Skewers, and I Set the Heavens Ablaze with Strange Flames?

“In ancient Qin, the Night Patrol Division roamed by night, their robes washed in blood and iron-feather masks hiding their faces as they drove out evil spirits and vanquished monsters.

In the iron-blooded Song, the Demon-Slaying Division wielded spirit arts, patrolled by night in brocade robes, and subdued demons and monsters.

In the prosperous Tang, the Demon-Quelling Division gathered extraordinary talents from across the land, vanquished demons, defended the righteous, and protected all living beings.

That legacy has been passed down to the present as the Spirit-Quelling Bureau. It protects the people, suppresses paranormal beings, and safeguards peace and prosperity in Great Xia.”

Wait, what does any of that have to do with me?

Ye Tianshu raised the golden-brown kidney skewers in his hand, his face utterly sincere.

I’m just a street vendor selling barbecue!