Xiao Yunshu was killed by a wok lid. In a bid to keep up with the times, she transmigrated, only to wake up as a 200-jin fat woman who was about to enter the palace as empress.
What was she supposed to do? “Come on, Your Majesty, give these a try. This is crispy pork, and this is eggplant, potatoes, and peppers. What’s that? Potatoes, eggplant, and big green peppers!”
“Your Majesty, want me to scrub your back? I bet you’ve got a lot of grime on you.”
“What? Your Majesty’s legs are swollen? Hurry and drink some loofah water!”…
Pei Zhiyan was the infamous tyrant of Donglin, the sort who would have people beheaded at the slightest disagreement.
Out of sheer defiance, he made the woman least likely to become empress in all the capital his empress. He thought he would keep her tucked away in the harem, but who could have guessed what would happen next?
At first: “Empress, I’m very busy.” (Impatient face)
Then: “What’s the empress doing?” (Trying to sound casual face)
Finally: “Jiaojiao, how about coming home? I can’t live without you!” (Excitedly waving his arms and legs face)
A ruthless tyrant VS a frank, radiant Northeast China sunshine girl
