Campus Belle! Where's My Foot-Washing Water?

[Campus life + edgy internet troll + face-slapping + power fantasy + absurd comedy]

You laugh at me for being a simp. I laugh at you for having to use your hand.

But that was then!

Reborn by accident, I got a System!

The ultimate simp awakens, and the campus belle starts chasing him instead?

Sorry, I’m a true Sigma male!

If you love me, bring me a basin of foot-washing water, then... get out of my sight, now!

Thank you!