[No heroine, no grudges carried overnight, no justice.]
One strike makes you immortal, two sends you to heaven.
Long Taiji awakened an utterly ordinary Heaven-Mending Hammer. One strike turned a young mother back into a girl, who blurted out something scandalous. One blow to a mutt made him turn around and slap the Second Wolf God. One strike on an eighty-year-old bachelor gave his family tree a whole new branch.
What, it didn’t work and that’s my fault? Good grief, you made a profit, so how did I lose?
