Transmigrated as a Bear of a Crown Prince in the Tang Dynasty, Driving My Father Li Shimin Mad

[Alternate history; events may differ from actual history]

A lucky little child transmigrates and becomes Li Chengqian, the crown prince from the history books. Whenever the little one thinks about the things written there, he panics:

“Favors petty men and keeps wise ministers at a distance, shows little virtue, indulges in wine and women, and launches massive construction projects.”

Those charges sound so serious! The little one can't take responsibility for them!

At long last, using his not-so-clever little head, the little one thinks and thinks until he finally comes up with a great idea.

If he stops being crown prince, won't everyone be happy?

To heck with the crown prince's position. The little one quits!

When Father eats, I'll spin the table. When Father rides a horse, I'll take a carriage!

When Father hits someone, I'll run. When Father goes to sleep, I'll chat away!

Li Shimin looks at Li Chengqian, who doesn't even reach his thigh, and holds himself back again and again.

Forget it! Enough is enough!

He flips the little rascal over, pulls down his pants, and gives him a good spanking!

He thought the little rascal might behave better after that, but Li Chengqian ends up bawling outside the palace gates, shouting about authoritarianism!

Li Shimin: Get over here! I promise I won't beat you to death!

The ministers: The crown prince is graceful and refined, a fine young man who cares for the people. His personality isn't the best, but we can accept that!

Li Chengqian: As the saying goes, the crown prince's seat goes around, and next year it may come to my house. Father, why not see how your other sons do!

The ministers: Your Majesty, please give him a thorough beating!

(1. History buffs, don't take this too seriously; this is an alternate Tang Dynasty. 2. He is three years old when he is reborn. 3. If you spot any errors, please point them out and they'll be corrected right away.)