Start: I Fall from the Sky and Kill the Turkic General

[Funny time travel + moving between two worlds + nonsensical + true feelings] Li Ye: I'll go! I'm going to Datang after delivering a takeout to the host lady? I killed the enemy general at the beginning. Emperor Li Shimin wants to make me a Marquis of Ten Thousand Households? What? The princess of Baby City is terminally ill? Are the country's miracle doctors helpless? Don't worry, Your Majesty, I have a box of magic medicine called cephalosporin, which is guaranteed to cure the disease! You want to reward me again. No, I don't want a princess, you'd better give me the brothel in the city! Back to modern times: Li Ye took out a mirror from his broken pocket and asked how much it cost. The owner of the antique shop couldn't put it down: This is the bone mirror of King Qin! I'll give you 30 million! No thirty-five million! Li Ye casually threw a piece of porcelain, shocking the antique world in Kyoto! What kind of unique Tang Sancai? I'll give you 100 million! Li Ye thought to himself: I still have hundreds of these things at home in ancient times! Let's look at Li Ye talking and laughing happily between Zhenguan and modern times.