I’m a Slacker Queen, So Why Do I Have Yet Another Buff?

Title: I’m a Laid-Back Queen, So What If I Have a Few Billion Buffs? 【Meme humor】+【Comedy】+【Everyone’s Favorite】+【Face-slapping】+【Fortune-telling】 (The author has a blood clot in their brain and got distracted while typing the title. Hehe.) Qian Huahua had barely settled into her new position as head of the mystic sect when she transmigrated. She ended up in the middle of nowhere. Worse, she got bound to a useless System that wanted her to be a lovesick simp. Qian Huahua: “I’m never going to be a simp. Not in this lifetime. I’ll just be a lazy fish, occasionally go crazy, and slack off.” Then she opened the System shop. “Why be a lazy fish? I’m going to be a powerful businesswoman selling stuff online. Now I have everything, all I need is a Dora haircut.” In the end, she accepted that fate had chosen her and felt as if she were already at peace in her grave. What a joke. Nothing could stump her. “You’re so pale. How many days have you been dead?” Female ghost: “!” “You can’t hide it when you like one person, but like ten, and you can keep it under wraps.” The county magistrate’s wife: “!” “There’s a reason your breath stinks. Your grandpa’s so broke down there, he’s eating shit.” The Minister of Revenue: “!” But after letting loose like this, how did she become the most renowned fortune-teller in the world?