Zhan Shao'ang: "I'm done pretending. I'm the biggest developer in the xianxia world.
I repaired the Southern Heavenly Gate the monkey wrecked.
I carved out three-bedroom apartments in the caves of countless immortals and demons.
I built the city defenses of the Kingdom of Women.
After the empress of the Kingdom of Women got taken out with a sliding tackle, she could only marry me to repay her debt.
Why am I so awesome? I have an excavator. It can dig underground to find treasure chests, and build immortal mansions at top speed.
The god-and-demon cards in my hand include Nezha, Lei Zhenzi, Yuanshi Tianzun, the Bull Demon King, Sun Wukong, Taishang Laojun, Buddha, and more...
Even with all that power, I still have to help my wife attack the Yaksha Kingdom, the Black Chicken Kingdom, the India-Pakistan Kingdom, Lion Camel Ridge, and Spirit Mountain.
Who told the West to deceive my Eastern Land? Didn't they deserve a beating?"
