Longevity: I Have a Grudge Book

The highest goodness is like water: it benefits all things and does not contend. Because it does not contend, none under heaven can contend with it.

"When I say we shouldn't contend, I'm telling everyone not to contend."

"Fellow Daoist, I already told you not to contend. If you still insist, then you're showing me no respect."

"Even sages and Buddhas have to show me, Jiang Wangchen, some respect. How dare you disrespect me?!"

Hmph! I'll write down everyone who disrespects me in my little notebook! When my cultivation reaches great heights, not one of you will get away!!