I Mourned at the Wrong Grave on Qingming, and Now My Jiangshi Wife Is at My Door!

Wang Qingxuan: So what if your cultivation is higher? Do any of you have a wife?

Everyone: That's not the point! What are those bizarre summoned creatures behind you?

"As a sword immortal, isn't it perfectly reasonable for me to summon a bodhisattva to help fight monsters and demons when I can't beat them?"

Everyone: Reasonable, my foot! Where did you summon that Gatling-gun bodhisattva from? And why is she so unsuitable for children?

Everyone: And what about Feng Baobao and Raiden Shogun? Aren't they characters from anime and games? How can you summon them too?!!!

Protagonist: Everyone knows I'm a shut-in. If I can't beat the enemy, isn't it perfectly reasonable to call my wives over to help?

Everyone: ...