From Simp to Player: My Exes Went Crazy at My Funeral

Name: From Simp to Player: My Exes Went Crazy at My Funeral
Author: Lucky Carp Bearing a Lantern

舔狗变海王：葬礼上前男友全疯了

by Lucky Carp Bearing a Lantern (锦鲤提灯)

Status: Ongoing
Length: 138k Words
Genre: Ancient Romance
Subgenre: Fantasy Romance
Updated: 2y ago
Source: Fanqie

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64Chapters

3Reads

6.5Score

34.8kReads · all time

Synopsis

[Player Gets Caught Cheating + Love Rivals Face-Off + Wife-Chasing Crematorium + Horror + Hilarious + Everyone's Favorite] After being forced to bind herself to a bootlicker System, Bai Miaomiao seduced men across the four seas and eight reaches. She was the wife in a scumbag's righteous quest to kill his wife, the one struck by lightning in a five-thunderbolt calamity, and the organ donor who gave her heart and soul. She truly gave everything she had, licking her way to glory and licking her way to the heavens. At last, Bai Miaomiao, the diligent wage slave, had earned enough points to go home. The white moonlight had died, and the powerful figures of every realm had lost their Dao companions. At Bai Miaomiao's funeral, the powerful figures all said, "Wait! What are the odds? Everyone's Dao companion died?" After faking her death, Bai Miaomiao eagerly asked the damn System, "Where's the transmigration point that'll take me home?" System: "It's in your coffin." Bai Miaomiao: "What?" System: "Literally. Open the coffin, lift up the corpse, and jump in." Bai Miaomiao: "..." Hiding in the crowd and trembling, Bai Miaomiao spotted her 12345678 ex-boyfriends at the funeral. The ex-boyfriends clung to the corpse and wept. "She's the cinnabar mole in my heart, the wild rose on my lips." "I'm the one she loved most!" "You're all just concubines!" Bai Miaomiao trembled and hugged herself.

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Very, very, very, very, very beautiful, but there are too few! ! !
17 likes2y ago
It's good to watch, but I'm still worried about the fact that the heroine can't return home because of the selfish desires of those men. She's just one step away. She's been trying hard for almost a thousand years, but she's been trapped by the love of those men and won't let the heroine go. I almost had a heart attack about that part. I feel like I had a bigger reaction than the heroine [I'm about to cry]. If you haven't read it yet, read Chapter 51. It doesn't work anymore. The more I think about it, the angrier I get.
9 likes2y ago
It looks good. I like it. I like it. Hey, hey, don't give up.
7 likes2y ago
It's great to watch and really hilarious. Great support for the author [sending heartfelt wishes] Very interesting hahahaha, it's a book that makes me wait for updates every day
6 likes2y ago
Why was it removed from the shelves [almost crying]
5 likes2y ago
Ah? Ah? Ah? Why was it taken off the shelves? I haven't seen you for a few days. Why has it been removed from the shelves? [I'm about to cry] [I'm about to cry] [I'm about to cry]
5 likes2y ago
It's very interesting [shy], the content structure is very exciting, and the male protagonists also have their own characteristics. No matter which male protagonist it is, I think they are still very good [laughs]. I hope the author can update more [blowing kiss] [learned] [learned] [learned]
5 likes2y ago
Update soon! [Adoration][Adoration][Adoration][Adoration] @ Strawberry Jufen Please, please, the author [Adoration][Adoration][Adoration][Adoration][Adoration] Please, please
5 likes2y ago
Oh my god, the quality of this book is no different than what I paid for. It's really, really good. It's good to read. It's good to read. It's good to read. Come and read it. The writing is not a noob. Personally.
4 likes2y ago
It looks good. I love watching it. Please order more! Come on, Mrs. Author! ! ! [Adoration]
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