Heaven-Defying Comprehension: Cultivating Immortality in the City

After watching a meteor from beyond the heavens, I obtain a heaven-defying comprehension System, and from then on, my life is on easy mode. I listen closely: [Ding! Congratulations, Host. Heaven-defying comprehension activated. Skill learned: All-Around Hearing.] I walk carefully: [Ding! Congratulations, Host. Heaven-defying comprehension activated. Skill learned: Stealth.] I strain to see clearly: [Ding! Congratulations, Host. Heaven-defying comprehension activated. Skill learned: Night Vision.] Someone knocks me over: [Ding! Congratulations, Host. Heaven-defying comprehension activated. Skill learned: Fall Resistance.] I strike out in anger: [Ding! Congratulations, Host. Heaven-defying comprehension activated. Skill learned: Rage Burst.] I throw a hard punch: [Ding! Congratulations, Host. Heaven-defying comprehension activated. Skill learned: Heavy Punch.] I smash my head into something: [Ding! Congratulations, Host. Heaven-defying comprehension activated. Skill learned: Iron Head.] I read a book attentively: [Ding! Congratulations, Host. Heaven-defying comprehension activated. Skill learned: Read Ten Lines at a Glance.] I commit things to memory: [Ding! Congratulations, Host. Heaven-defying comprehension activated. Skill learned: Perfect Recall.]