What should you do when you wake up and discover you've landed in the cultivation world? Xu Dong flopped onto the bed. “I'm choosing to laze around.”
The spring she found while gathering herbs in the mountains turned out to be a rare and precious spirit spring. It tasted pretty good, so she figured she'd drink up.
The young man she happened to save tossed her a huge bag of silver. Xu Dong: “He must be the God of Wealth reincarnated!”
The sect's test revealed that she had top-grade dual Wood and Fire spiritual roots. Xu Dong: “Huh? This kind of good fortune is actually possible?”
But why was the sect she'd picked for a quiet retirement so ridiculously competitive?
Senior Sister: “Junior Sister, do you know what time it is? Stop clinging to your bed and get up. Come practice with me again.”
Xu Dong glanced out the window. The sun hadn't even risen yet. She pulled the covers over her head. “A bed is humanity's infinite charger.”
Senior Brother: “Little Junior Sister, you must never give up on cultivation halfway through, or your Dao heart will be damaged and you'll regret it for the rest of your life.”
Xu Dong: “I'm just tired and want to rest for the rest of my life... I mean... for a little while.”
But how did someone who cultivated while constantly looking for chances to slack off end up taking first place in the tournament without even trying, just by lying around?
Let me give myself a perfect score first! (Holds head proudly)
Beautiful! Big cheers for the author!