I Picked Up a Dollar from the Start

Was the first one-yuan coin I ever picked up on the roadside actually a System?

"Ding! Congratulations, Host, you've obtained a pair of leather underpants belonging to seven dogs."

"What the hell are you talking about, a pair of leather underpants belonging to seven dogs? System, are you messing with me?"

"The Host has been detected slacking off. The System has issued a quest: cultivate diligently. Failure will result in castration."

"Damn it, System, are you targeting me? This is infuriating! Fine, I'll let you off this once."

The System wielded a bolt of punishment lightning, pressing Wen Jie down until he couldn't lift his head.