Dating Show: Lying Flat on Heart Signal 6, Bai Lu Begs Me to Come Back

After transmigrating to a parallel world, Jiang Xu became a rich second-generation heir, effortlessly coming into a fortune worth billions. And after awakening the skill of a literary plagiarist, he also earned hundreds of millions in royalties every year. He'd planned to spend the rest of his life lying flat, eating his fill, and waiting to die. Who knew his father would nag him about getting married and have his cousin shove him onto Heart's Signal 6? Inside the forest-themed cabin. Jiang Xu: “That's pretty cute.” Yi Yi, blushing: “Thank you.” Jiang Xu: “…I meant your cup.” Yi Yi: “???” … Hao Yun: “Jiang Xu is such a hopelessly dense straight guy!” Sister Hou: “Apart from his face, Jiang Xu has nothing going for him!” Yang Ruqing: “Just because you're good-looking, you think you can do whatever you want?” Jiang Xu's outrageous antics were too much even for the netizens. “You came to Heart's Signal 6, not Heart Attack 6.” “Hopelessly dense straight guy. Watch out, or someone will throw a sack over your head tonight.” They'd been waiting to see how Jiang Xu could possibly keep muddling through, but in the end they got a faceful of public displays of affection. “You know, the guy I ask out today isn't allowed to turn me down!” Jiang Xu: “…” Bai Lu: “You clueless jerk! I can't stand you!” The netizens were furious: “This is too much! Didn't we agree that single people would stick together for life? Why are you rubbing your romance in our faces?” The observation panel: “We've already brought the marriage bureau here. You two figure it out.”