Everyone, Run! The Post-2000s Jinx Is Losing It

[Transmigrate into a book + absurd comedy + unhinged, neurotic writing + a slight tendency to jinx things + max-level trash talker + rebellious Gen Z girl]

Ning Qingge, a college student born in the 2000s, was returning to her dorm late at night when she happened upon an ancient jade pendant. She tripped over a rock and knocked out two front teeth. Blood poured from her mouth and accidentally awakened the slumbering jade, which sucked her into a fictional world.

She had transmigrated as the short-lived, spoiled trophy wife of a villainous big shot. In the original story, she made trouble everywhere until she finally brought about her own death.

Other people transmigrate into books with a golden finger or a System. She got nothing at all, and even the reason she transmigrated was completely ridiculous.

This was absurd beyond belief, absurdity itself had come home to roost.

Mo Yanshen regarded the woman before him with interest.

“Who are you? Where did you come from?”

Good question.

The woman proudly introduced herself: “I’m a genius beauty from the 21st century, a rebellious Gen Z girl with both brains and beauty.”

A flock of crows flew over Mo Yanshen’s head.

“What kind of idiot are you?”

The woman replied, “Believe it or not, a giant pancake is about to fall from the sky and knock you out.”

The words had barely left her mouth when the man was lying on the ground, stars in his eyes.

Ning Qingge hefted him onto her shoulder and picked up the pancake from the ground. “I may not have many good points, but my jinxing powers are blessed. Whoever I curse is doomed.”

Using her reverse black-fame tactics, Ning Qingge took her silver tongue into the entertainment industry.

On the second day of the dating show, she was suspected of fraud and taken to the police station. On the third day, the entire production crew landed in the station. On the fourth, she went to the countryside, spilled some explosive gossip, and the whole village chased her down…