One-Punch Tang Monk: Wukong, Step Aside. I'll Handle This

Sha Wujing: “Our master is a high monk from the Great Tang in the Eastern Lands, on his way to the Western Heaven to obtain the scriptures...”

Tang Sanzang: “Sha Wujing, why waste your breath on him? The benefactor doesn't understand the Mahayana Buddhist teachings. I happen to know a few moves, so let me handle this!”

Zhu Bajie: “Let the monkey conjure up some vegetarian food. This old pig's been hungry for ages!”

Tang Sanzang: “Wukong, I remember your elder brother is the Bull Demon King. Your master likes beef!”

Sun Wukong: “You insolent fool! Take this!”

Tang Sanzang: “Wukong, why waste your breath on him?”

“You three, search carefully along the way. My eighty-one tribulations won't be easy!”

“Pick up the scriptures! I said pick them up!”

“Tathagata, why don't you kneel when you see me?”

“Queen of the Kingdom of Women, tie up your hair.”

“I am Tang Sanzang, who buries the heavens, the earth, and all living beings. These are my disciples: my eldest disciple is Sun the Punisher, my second is Zhu Bajie the Slayer, and my third is Sha Wujing the Merciless!”