[Feel-Good Story + Comedy + Invincible]
Sun Wukong: I’ve always lived in his shadow. That day, he shattered the Five-Finger Mountain with one punch, yanked me out, and asked, “Are you coming with me to the West, or should I send you there myself?”
“Only eighty-one trials?”
“Oh! So I’m bringing a few rookies along?”
Monsters: The old and the young, get out of here first!
“Wukong, why are you wasting your breath on him?”
“If you don’t understand the Mahayana Buddhist teachings, this monk happens to know a few fighting techniques.”
“The Holy Monk cleaves Lion Camel Ridge in two; Manjushri kneels to save the lion spirit.”
“Disciples, get behind your master!”
“Pick up the scriptures! Pick up the scriptures!”
“You should be grateful that monkey can beat you.”
“Tathagata, why don’t you kneel when you see me?”
“Bull Demon King, I don’t eat beef.”
“You three, take good care of the horse, or I’ll break your legs.”
Sanzang: Wukong, today, two of us can go fetch the Buddhist scriptures, or one of us can.
Wukong: It’s fine, Master. I’m not human anyway...
“Master, my Old Sun’s Golden-Banded Staff weighs 13,500 jin!”
Sanzang: It’s a little light.
I am Tang Sanzang, who buries Heaven, hides Earth, and buries all living things!
These are my disciples: my eldest, Sun Xingzhe; my second, Zhu Bajie; my third, Sha Wujing!
This is the story of a master and his three disciples heading west, beating up monsters all along the way.
Dear book friends, please note that when reading this novel, please refer to the original text. Hahahahaha... This novel is so funʱªʱªʱª (ᕑᗢᓫ∗)˒