Catching Tricks? I Am a Folklore Blogger!

The sky is round and the earth is round, with nine chapters of laws and regulations; It starts broadcasting tonight and sweeps across all corners of the country; Those who follow me will have good luck and prosperity; Those who are not my fans, stay aside; Burn incense and hold invitations, and bow down in all directions; The gods have returned, hurry up and get on the list; The first one on the list is the Heavenly Lord who rescues those who are in distress; The second on the list is Tianzun who spreads money and rice; The third one on the list is the Heavenly Lord who accumulates virtue and does good deeds; As well as all the masters in the live broadcast room, please obey my orders and follow them immediately. The sky is moving, the earth is moving, airplanes and sports cars are delivered non-stop! Taishang Laojun, you are as urgent as the law, open! … Believe in science and reject feudal superstition! You mean catching tricks? I am just a folklore blogger, what are you trying to do?