Traveling Through Another World, I Am a Small Road in Maoshan

(Imaginary + Do not substitute for real Taoism) Mao Shisan, a wild Taoist priest of the 21st century, inexplicably traveled to the Shenwu Continent and the Mao family's waste. If you want to bully me, you are worthy? Small Theater 1: "Mao Shisan, seeing as you still have potential, as long as you crawl under my crotch, how about I let you go and accept you as my little brother?" Mao Shisan curled his lips and smiled disdainfully, raised his hand and put a magic weapon amulet on his body. "Possessed by the Great Sage!" Small Theater 2: "Have you heard? The Thirteenth Master actually founded the Ghost Sect, and ghosts can also practice cultivation. Do you think I should die?" "Go away, Thirteenth Master said, he will not accept those who commit suicide." Small Theater 3: "Have you heard? The most beautiful woman in the world has been waiting at the door of Master Thirteen's house for ninety-nine and eighty-one days, just to ask for a beauty charm." "Oh, your news is out of date. The little princess of the Feng family has recommended herself as a pillow for the beauty charm, and the Thirteenth Master has not agreed." … Who am I? I am just Mao Shisan, a small road in Maoshan!