Transmigrated to Another World: I Am a Young Daoist of Maoshan

[Set in an Alternate World + Don't Apply This to Real Taoism]

Mao Shisan, a rogue Taoist priest from the 21st century, somehow transmigrates to the Divine Martial Continent and into the body of a useless member of the Mao family.

You think you can bully me? You people aren't even worthy!

Scene 1: "Mao Shisan, you seem to have some potential. Crawl between my legs and I'll let you off, and even take you on as my underling. How about it?"

Mao Shisan curled his lip in disdain and slapped a Divine Weapon Protection Talisman onto himself.

"Great Sage, possess me!"

Scene 2: "Have you heard? Master Shisan actually founded the Ghost Sect, and even ghosts can cultivate! Should I go die so I can join?"

"Get lost. Master Shisan said he won't take in ghosts who committed suicide."

Scene 3: "Have you heard? The most beautiful woman under heaven has been waiting outside Master Shisan's home for eighty-one days, just to beg for a Youth-Preserving Talisman."

"You're all behind the times. The little princess of the Feng family even offered herself to him for a Youth-Preserving Talisman, but Master Shisan still turned her down."

Who am I? I'm just Mao Shisan, a little Taoist priest from Maoshan!